Sorry
Yes, I'm alive. But somehow... I started actually working at my job. Like.. my boss gives me stuff to do.. and I just... do it. Crazy I know. But then hubby has been out of town until recently and unfortunately Raven's hubby was gone same time.. and with basically 5 kids between the two of us... Me working full time.. her at school full time and work part time.. Well let's just say that I feel like I've been running a day care in addition to my regular job. Yes, I've been absent and neglectful and god I wish I had some amazing stories to share, I'm sure if I really thought about it I can come up with some great stuff, but thinking basically hurts lately.. so.. dont give up on me! I'll be sassy soon!
- posted by Carrie @ 12:07 PM|

 
Emailed to me.. I had to share it....
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. Something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET ! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET !
- posted by Carrie @ 8:49 AM|

 
Bumpers needed...
I've been out of my Straterra for about 2 weeks now. Just got my refill, just took a pill this morning. Um.. Straterra is for ADD.. right? Is it supposed to make me hyper-active. Cause I can't seem to stop bouncing. I like it.. it's fun. And I get SOOO much more done.. but damn, I'm sitting here typing and my leg is jiggling. Talk about a fun trip!! Straterra, the new Speed! Now if it could only make me lose weight like the real stuff would.
- posted by Carrie @ 5:05 PM|